Poised* to become the world’s first billion-dollar rhymes company.
LimerInc.
Introducing LaaS
Solving the most common pain points of wishing you had great limericks and light verse coming to you on a recurring monthly basis yet this not having been a product.
Now you can get your rhyme, anytime.
And follow us on LinkedIn because this is where much of our best-in-class B2B storytelling plays out. We are also gasping for credibility on this important platform.
We don’t want to be too concise here about what we actually do because this is a SaaS website.
But rest assured: whether you’re a large enterprise or just starting to scale, we’re your cloud-based rhymes solution with 99% uptime.
Are you skeptical that light verse can generate a billion with a b valuation?
Don’t be. A company called Funko is hovering around a $500 million market cap and their main business is customized bobbleheads. No offense to Funko, we love them.
Meanwhile, poems are valued at a 2x multiple of collectibles according to analysis of the vibes detected by our leadership. In fact, soon a full 40% of all B2B communications may be rhymed (same source).
Don’t find yourself slinging prose in an increasingly poetic world.
It’s Simple.
Step 1: Wait until we get our act together and officially launch.
We are beta testing and iterating and conjuring up new and tricky rhymes. Costs? To come. We plan to be the most aggressively priced rhymes in the industry today, and we’ll make it up on volume. Do not forget to cancel and be endlessly auto-renewed by our inflexible system.
We are a B2B solution. Unles you’re a regular person that like us, then in that case we could also be B2C. We’re B 2 whatever you want us to be.
Are you a large enterprise or SMB looking to convert the majority of your brand content to memorable rhymed verse? We’re your solution.
Or we suppose if you’re simply a consumer seeking a large volume of limericks? We’ll produce them for you, custom to your passions.
Are you into the news? Sports occasions? Or saying, of current politics, with a weightiness, “can you believe this nonsense?” to your friends, and then returning to your life materially unfazed? We’ve got limericks for it all.
Step 2: Pick your poison.
Step 3: Bask
In an unremitting daily stream of Ireland’s greatest literary contribution but for Joyce.
Step ?: We’re billionaires
We IPO and live limericize the stock market opening.
On the shoulders of geniuses.
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Parker
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Sondheim
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Millay